30 Things To Do Before You Sit Down To Write

1. Re-read old stories you wrote years ago and consider fixing them.
2. Organize all the pens on your desk by color or type of pen and then fan them out into a pen rainbow.
3. Answer the phone call from your mother.
4. Decide to call a family meeting about the pressing issue of the dishwasher not being emptied or filled at a suitable pace.
5. Ponder this question: Do I even have what it takes to be a writer?
6. Decide now is the time to intervene about your child or spouse’s social media addiction.
7. Go on Amazon. You just can’t write until you have a new notebook/binder/purse.
8. Patch all the nail holes in your walls.
9. Deep clean anything. Some ideas: the washing machine, the bathtub, the kitchen counters.
10. Try a new recipe that requires an ingredient you have to go to the store to find.
11. Clip your toenails. You’ve been putting it off way too long.
12. Then pull every random facial hair you can find.
13. Check your email. Be sure to fill out the customer survey you find there for a chance to win a $100 gift card. You never know!
14. Google dog training services in your area. You’ve been meaning to sign up for years. You really can’t put it off another day.
15. While you’re at it, give the dogs a bath.
16. Make a sandwich you can barely get your mouth around because all work requires fuel, even typing. Eat it, then take a nap.
17. Edge-clean the floors.
18. Decide that now is the time to talk to your teenager about the importance of having a plan for the future.
19. Download an app to help you get focused when you write and learn how to use it.
20. Make a list of books you need to read for research.
21. Organize your desk and sharpen every pencil so that it is ready to use when you need it.
22. Read some blogs about effective outlining techniques or how to write stories that have tension.
23. DM your best friend that you are about to start writing! Preferably through Snapchat so you can use an animal ears filter or start a game of blow the bubbles.
24. Dress up your pets and have your own pet parade.
25. Decide on paint colors for your bathroom, because certain colors inspire creativity and you need that before you write.
26. Ask your spouse/ significant other/ friend to read what you’ve written so far and give you feedback so you know what a reader might think about your work before you move forward.
27. Read that article that just came through your feed about the latest Trump-fail.
28. Paint your nails your main character’s favorite color to get in the spirit.
29. Write a blog list of Things To Do Before You Sit Down To Write.
30. Check your retirement account and shift some things around.