Want to sabotage your writing time? Have I got some ideas for you.
1. Do anything else “real quick”.
This includes checking email, social media accounts, doing a little food prep for dinner, taking out the trash. There are so many important tasks that will show up as soon as you event think about writing. Just do a few real quick.
2. Listen to negative self-talk about your story.
When you are in the middle of death-defying act like sky-diving or some crazy triple-flip aerial is that the time to question whether or not you are cut out for skydiving or gymnastics?
Same goes with writing. You want to kill your mojo real quick? Let all those negative thoughts in. Engage with them.
3. Be narrow-minded about when and how much time you need for writing.
If you’ve decided that if you need two hours for writing, but you’ve only got an hour and a half, bag it. Go watch TV instead.
4. Always take your work seriously.
Don’t ever freewrite. Don’t ever intentionally write your story as cliche, full of adverbs, and over-told as you possible can for a laugh. Always be severe in your expectations.
5. Work on more than one thing at a time.
Hope springs eternal, right? If you finally sat down and made time, why not try to bust out two short stories instead of one? Do some research and write a blog? There’s no effing way you’ll get past the first thing on your list and you’ll feel like a failure, but goals are good–right?
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